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| User: | stutts (1493821) 
Autofascination
Where the beautiful people live
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| Name: | Ne Plus Ultra |
| Location: | Seattle, Washington, United States |
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| stutts | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: |  robotdaibutsu (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Bio: | I am not your safety net. I am not your nemesis.
I do not love you and I do not hate you. I am capable of neither.
I am words on a computer screen. I am packets of data rushing through cyberspace at fifty-four megabytes per second.
I am the Internet.
Arguing with Stutts™ is not for everyone.
Do not argue with Stutts™ if you have a heart condition, low IQ count, egomania, humor deficiency, anger management issues, a hypersensitivity to sarcasm, or if your sense of self-worth is so brittle that you would sooner jump out of a window than admit in front of others that you might possibly have been wrong about something.
Argue with Stutts™ only as directed.
Commonly reported side-effects of arguing with Stutts™ include: inflammation, headache, headdesk, headsplode, illogical discharge, A.R.F. (acute rhetorical failure), N.O.U., losing your cool, losing your shirt, heart palpitations, shrieking incoherently at your monitor, syncope, drama, megadrama, drama bomb, drama llama, flounce, rectal soreness*, rope-a-dope, fatigue, confusion, memory loss, aneurysm, impotence, 9/11 WTC Katrina tsunami total nuclear meltdown, and making yourself look like a tool in front of the entire internet.
Ask your doctor if arguing with Stutts™ is right for you.
*MedDRA term = "butthurt"
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| Memories:: | 1 entry |
| Pictures: | over 30 public |
| Interests: | 130: "weird al" yankovic, accents, acequias, agnosticism, airplane!, aldous huxley, androids, anthropology, aphex twin, arrogant bastard ale, art, attraction, batman, beavis and butthead, bill cosby, bjork, blaow, bohemianism, bovine spongiform encephalopathy, buddhism, catch-22, champagne supernova, chelsea clinton, chemistry, chris cornell, chris elliott, christmas cake, christopher guest, clarity, crashpalace, creativity, cycling, dating, dave barry, dave letterman, dave navarro, determinism, doppelgangers, electronica, elliott smith, enlightenment, environmental justice, ethics, evil, existentialism, fairies, fate, fiction, franz kafka, garter belts, george carlin, ghost stories, glocalism, great society, grunge, herman hesse, high anxiety, humanism, interaction, intuition, ivan, japanese, jerry cantrell, john david stutts, jon crosby, joseph heller, juicing, lecturing, linguistics, lu xun, luke vibert, mandarin chinese, martin short, massage, meditation, meeshes, mindfulness, mocean worker, mst3k, music, mysticism, naked music, neuroticism, nicholas russell, nightbird, noel gallagher, nostalgia, novel writing, office space, orbital, paradigm shift, parody, patsy pig, pearl jam, philosophy, pragmatism, psychology, psychoticism, pucker power, relationships, richard zacks, rinocerose, running, sadism, sarcasm, satire, scott weiland, secretary, sex, shamanism, siddhartha, something awful, spider sense, spring heel jack, statler and waldorf, stephen king, steven pinker, string theory, surrealism, taoism, the dark side, the go! team, there are four lights!, tomboys, tortuguismo, vast, weight lifting, what would ninjas do?, writing, wu wei |
| Friends: |  | 84: | 3or4monsters, aeonrose, agentvaughan, alethe, amicablebitch, aniccata, arcanethoughts, ashcanprobably, avuncularsmile, blackburntrose, bluemamie, caseylynne, chaossix6, chemchick, choochiecabrera, claudelemonde, colleenduke, cosmogonic, cynical5679, dancingdrew, delicatetbone, donttouchmyhat, dzhoffi, elnerdoricardo, eqo, fauces, forsberg21, forwardthe, freedbybounds, fresita, gfonk, ghostlight, girliebacchanal, glocksonrdicks, grizzlymouse, gusset_putty, guysterrules, hannah_l, hilartela, hkim, hotlavamonster, hotnayborchris, jane_doe_, joffy, kimlett, kyxie, lilmeangirl, lucretia_lenore, luuccyy, maereth, mcpreacher, meelijane, mehoover, mengus, ministry_victim, missdivakitty, nascarsucks, ninjolita, nnnuts, oh_the_ironing, pelvic_exam, pensive1, petre, pjoseph, princessmehndi, proa, pugofwar, sanpaku, savoresgirl, sinistermitch, stutts, thedailyhaiku, tomihime, tubesoxrock, two_stabs, uberdionysus, vagynafondue, vengeance_is_me, vestalvixen, weiland1, werz_waldeau, wiki_rad, world_chicken, yourmombitesass |  | 14: | _ghostlight_, b0st0n, b_a_l_l_s, brutal_drama, brutal_honesty, chinesevocab, gymrats, lj_maintenance, mods_bh, news, seattle, uncensored_lj, uppercrust_lj, zhongwen |  | 3: | 0hhonestlyerin, arafat_kazi, chemchickdotcom |
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| Friend of: | 95: 3or4monsters, aeonrose, agentvaughan, alethe, amicablebitch, amputatedleg, aniccata, arcanethoughts, ashcanprobably, avuncularsmile, bigblackcock, blackburntrose, bluemamie, breesocialite, caseylynne, chaossix6, chemchick, chemchick80, choochiecabrera, claudelemonde, claynferno, colleenduke, cosmogonic, cynical5679, dancingdrew, delicatetbone, donttouchmyhat, dzhoffi, elegants_paredz, eqo, evilgeniuskatie, fauces, forsberg21, forwardthe, freedbybounds, fresita, girliebacchanal, glocksonrdicks, grizzlymouse, gusset_putty, guysterrules, hannah_l, hilartela, hkim, hotlavamonster, hotnayborchris, iaskquestions, jane_doe_, joffy, karbon_star, kaygirl689, kimlett, kyxie, laynerox, lilmeangirl, lucretia_lenore, luuccyy, maereth, mcpreacher, meelijane, mehoover, mengus, ministry_victim, missdivakitty, mittenstein, ninjolita, nnnuts, oh_the_ironing, pelvic_exam, pensive1, petre, pjoseph, princessmehndi, proa, pugofwar, purgatron, samiintoyland, sanpaku, savoresgirl, silvana75, sinistermitch, stutts, tomihime, tubesoxrock, tuffghph, two_stabs, uberdionysus, vagynafondue, vestalvixen, weiland1, werz_waldeau, wiki_rad, world_chicken, xaotica_fotos, yourmombitesass |
| Member of: | 15: _ghostlight_, b0st0n, b_a_l_l_s, brutal_drama, brutal_honesty, chinesevocab, davis_square, gymrats, paidmembers, seattle, stupid_free, uncensored_lj, uppercrust_lj, uw, zhongwen |
| Account type: | Paid Account |
